Let’s get this straight before I say what I’m going to say next: I am a pretty ingrained heterosexual and at a point in my life where I don’t really think I have anything remotely gay going on (I think I’m secure enough that I would have experimented or something by now), and so it’s not typical that I see men and think ‘Jebus H. Christmas. That’s dudes so charming I might actually just go there’.
With that said I think I should also make it clear that if propositioned by either of these two men below, I’m not sure I’d be able to refuse, and would be all over the both of them like a cheap suit (for bragging rights alone!!).
Not that that would ever happen obviously. But if it did, Nathan Fillion and RDJ’d be getting fucked: