What is with this Zombie chow down madness affecting the US right now? First Miami man Brandon De Leon tried to eat a police officer after he got nicked (me old sunshine) and then Louisiana resident Carl Jacquneaux tried to munch down on a man’s face in his front yard over a domestic issue?
According to The NY Daily News:
After cops put him in a police cruiser, Brandon De Leon, 21, slammed his head against the plexiglass divider and shouted at officers, “I’m going to eat you,” NBC Miami reported.
He then growled, gnashed his teeth and tried to bite the hand of an officer attempting to treat his head wounds.
Cops placed restraints on De Leon and fit him with a Hannibal Lecter-style bite mask, the report said.
Cops say the suspect was high on bath salts, as well as numerous other drugs. Also, he was drunk off Four Loko because obviously he was.
According to KATC regarding Carl Jacquneaux:
“Police say 43-year-old Carl Jacquneaux was upset over a domestic issue. [The victim] was working in his front yard when Jacquneaux showed up at his house and attacked him.
That’s when [the victim] said he sprayed wasp spray in Jacquneaux’s face to try and stop the attack.
During the attack, the suspect bit a chunk of the victim’s face off,” said Scott Assistant Police Chief, Kert Thomas”
Wow! That shits crazier than my all my ex girlfriends put together (or a sack of weasels….though maybe not as crazy as a shithouse rat?). Either way, some fuckers have either been wathcing too much Walking Dead or the T-Virus just got released in the ole U.S. of A and we’re all about to be the victims of brain munching dead folks thanks to that or rage monkeys, satellite radiation or possibly an act of god.
Sweet Jebus! Time to break out Max Brooks Zombie Survival guide!
What do you mean you don’t got one!
Source: BuzzFeedTags: brandon de leon, carl jacquneaux, louisiana zombie, zombies