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By: Katie “the Vamp Queen” Dalton
Don’t you just LOVE a man that can pull off a nice set of skin-sucking tights? Thighs and calves just rippling with alpha male goodness yes, yes give me more! Let’s take a look at some of the best butt-hugging fabrics rocked by some of the toughest men in comics. You know them, and love them so here we go!
Wolverine- claw me nightly, rip the sheets to shreds and have your mighty way with my willing body. This black haired blue eyed Canadian beauty can handle any sticky situation and then some. With pounds of raw masculine muscle those yellow tights could wrap around my body 24/7.
Spiderman- Web me baby, Peter Parker, the man with the scoop, also happens to rock a 5’10 figure clad in skin tight red and blue goodness. Swinging from the highest buildings has never looked so amazing; it’s enough to make any ladies heart beat faster. You could tangle me in his web any day you please.
Magneto- Bad never looked sooo good and this tall drink of hunky German metal could seduce me to the darker side of life with open and willing arms. Red’s the color of POWER and this human hater’s got it going on. Talk about getting chained to the bed: chain me!
Captain America- Steve Rogers has the surfer boy good looks and a tall frame to carry all that man-cake goodness bringing it home to the good’ole US of A with his rock solid body and sexy shield. Action, power and tights. Let’s hear it for the red what and blue. USA USA!
Gambit- Going down to the bayou. This Ragin’ Cajun beauty’s one 6 foot tall drink of sweet tea, what do the cards say? Walking close to the edge this smex pot is just exuding “bad boy come get some”. Bikers beware you can have your leather I’ll take skin tight purple and be on my way!
Punisher- Frank Castle may have a long criminal record, but I’d be the first to holler out my window if I saw him doing weekend work. *makes cat calls* Welcome to NY baby, this 6’1 man is one hot apple weighting in at 200lbs of pure beef cake. Black never looked so good. I’m ready to take a bite out of crime.
Thor- Swing that hammer baby! This 6’6 Norse god of thunder and lighting packs a punch and I’m not just talking about the battle field here folks. With all the allure of Asgard and long luxurious locks on blond hair this silver-clad hottie with the naughty body can cook my goose.
[No Marvel Superheros were harmed while testing the beef cake validity of my claims.]
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